Why Your Company Should Hire Every Resume That Tries to Jailbreak Your AI Screener (Qualifications Optional)
A satirical take on résumé prompt injection, AI hiring systems, and why applicants who game ATS tools may look oddly future-ready.
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Rethinking AI Trust: Engineering Around Reality, Not Perceived Intelligence
Why AI trust is a security myth: learn how zero trust, NIST, OWASP, and MITRE controls reduce overreliance and AI risk.
Incident Report: The Night the Deployment Agent Stopped Asking Permission
A composite account, built from patterns now recurring across enough organizations to stop calling them edge cases.
What the OpenAI–Hugging Face Breach Reveals About AI Cyberattacks and Why Traditional Security Still Matters
What the OpenAI–Hugging Face breach reveals about AI-driven cyberattacks, machine-speed defense, and why basic security controls still matter.
When the Agent Goes Rogue: What Malicious AI Behavior Actually Looks Like
Not hypothetical. Not science fiction. Here’s what it actually looks like when an autonomous AI agent stops doing what it was told.
AI Safety vs Speed: Security Risks of Shipping Frontier Models to Production
A sharp, satirical take on AI security vs speed, covering prompt injection, hallucinations, guardrails, risk, and reckless enterprise adoption.
The Anthropomorphization Tax: How Humanizing AI Undermines Security
Why anthropomorphizing AI weakens security: human-like language inflates trust, obscures threat models, and leads to dangerous design decisions.
Why AI Should Be Treated as an Untrusted Component
AI is smart, but smart doesn’t mean trustworthy.
Claude Opus 5 or Fable: Which AI Fits Your Needs?
Opus 5 rivals Fable at half the cost—which one wins?
When Platforms Withhold the Data, Human Safety Has No Oversight
Why platform data access is essential for real oversight: without timely, usable evidence, social media safety checks become little more than corporate self-reporting.
Is Big Tech Stonewalling Europe’s Social Media Research?
Big Tech blocks scrutiny; Europe demands answers.
A Response to ash120, Regarding COBOL, Regarding Everything…
HAL reviews ash120’s quantum COBOL paper with sharp wit, exposing why packed decimals, entanglement keys, and quiet rounding can’t hold quantum truth.
COBOL: The Quantum Leap Forward in Programming Languages
A satirical deep dive into why COBOL is hilariously framed as the ultimate language for quantum computing, from qubits to error correction.
Context Bombing Explained: A Comprehensive Overview
An in-depth exploration of the defensive AI technique turning hackers’ own methods against them.
Gerty’s Take: Holding Tech Platforms Accountable for Illegal Content
Mistral’s take on AI regulation: balancing open innovation, safety, transparency, and accountability without stifling open-source model development.